Look at my beard, my beard is amazing.

Jeff Clough is an angry lunatic hopped up on coffee and cigarettes.

Born in 1977, Jeff lives in New Hampshire and has been a teacher, computer programmer, delivery driver, locksmith and has worked in manufacturing for several different industries. That is, he did before being diagnosed with a mental illness and his life changed forever.

His personal interests and hobbies are wide-ranging to the point of being absurd, leading his friends to call him an out-of-control polymath with the attention span of a Jack Russell terrier on meth.

In 2011 he decided to make a go of crafting horror stories. In 2012 he decided the world was horrifying enough and decided to write about that.

When he’s not writing, he reads, enjoys the outdoors and hangs out with his daughter, Alex. He’s also an Amateur Radio operator.

You can email him at jeff@maynedon.com, although he can’t guarantee you’ll get a response. Also, he tends to twitter, which may interest you.